(EDIT!: this post is super super long, even more super than superman! he only have one super in his name! i've took like 10mins editing it XD hahaha and the happy part is bout at the end, and this post contains quite alot of complain. well, dun feel shit that you're laughing at my curses at certain points, meaning, if you think you'll be offending someone cuz im cursing that person and you feel bad laughing at it so you avoid the unhappy parts, DON'T, cuz i just kinda mixed them all up, the things that went through my mind and the things that took place, well, it seems kinda farny to me and if you dun feel like reading it bcuz of me being unhappy at that point of time, unless you're lazy as me on a saturday morning(cuz this IS a SRSLY LONG POST :P) XD (and this seems more like a warning sign or something XD) and im kinda sorry if i've actually made anyone feel offended or molested of pride or some farting competition things XD




lols i lurve the title of this post.
i juz typed it out like that without thinking much XD
well, first, tday is first day of schul, so it is a special occasion, and i shall post, though it kinda sucks.
erm, like last year, i didn't know what to do when i first reached sch.
erm, waited at the canteen till i saw two guys from the same class as me coming from the hall.
so i just followed em arnd and they're like ignoring me, but i dun give a shit (yea, note that i may use words like this, mild vulgar, in my post tday)
well, i dun really like them anyways, as long as i just get to stick arnd someone i know for awhile till those whom i usually befriend shows up or something.
that made me feel retarded, you know, like a lil children following some random shit arnd sch.
i shan't talk bout the rest b4 the assembly.
well, Majulah Singapura was sung like usual, but ronald macdonald complain that we ain't singing up to her (yes, a female ronald macdonald cuz of her freaking hairstyle) standards.
that, was embarrassing AND retarded cuz there was sec1 pupils.
well, i dun kinda give a damn.
so macdonald and the VPs introduced the teachers as usual for a duration for bout an hour i think. same same as last year.
which is kinda retarded too cuz can't they just freaking introduce them DURING the sec1's orientation?!
okay, thats crap.
it was firstly BORING, SPINE-BREAKING, AND RETARDED. ):
then they had hair and attire check, and they checked nails, which ain't included in the titled activity "hair and attire check" i mean, they said hair and attire check but not some finger freaking nail checks, well, my nails were exceeding the teachers expectations, aka, too long to pass that shit invalid check on nails, but the teacher didn't see :D
i thought she would.
she was young and seem fine, unlike last year's, which i kinda tricked her on the invalid nail checks for like several times.
god, maybe im invisible or something, i shld join the retarded spoof of fantastic one.
where my fingernails can turn invisible which doesn't really matter to anyone.
thats why it's retarded spoof of fantastic one
crap.
the english teacher was like wearing boots with like two and a half inches thick of rubber underneath or some shit, and she was still shorter than the shortest guy.
TALKNG BOUT SHORTEST GUY! ):
cuz we were lining up outside the classroom waiting to be sitted like k2 standard childrens and the teacher wanted us to line up according to height.
guess what readers?
well, the FCKING(thats not mild vulgar, so if you say this in class, dun say "but ken the blogger said it was some mild language usage" can? XD) GUYS HAD ME STAND AT THe FIRST!
THAT WAS AN UTTERLY UGLY INSULT TO ME!
im getting sensitive bout my height ):
and i was kinda mocked, i was laughing at myself "ken, you effing failure!"
first, NEVER had i stood FIRST in a row thats lined up according to height.
NEVER.
there was some asshole who was OBVIOUSLY shorter, but they just DENIED the FREAKing FACT that they're FREAKing short.
taht was an INSULT.
haiz, there was so much going through my head, i didn't even noticed i was STANDING AT THE FREAKING FIRST PLACE! !$##%$#%#&$!#@!$^#%^*&^%%@#
well, after that i REALLY REALLY don't feel like talking to anybody in sch, i mean, assembly and stuff.
god bless my ass cheeks.
gahs.
freak it!
i must control, later the laptop keys get smashed till it comes off then i'll be facing a hot pot of soup with red indians who cannibalize, and they lurve it when a fat guy is gonna be thrown into soup so that they could boil him till he would disintergrate after they poke a fork at the fat boys chest XDXDXD
well, classes started after that.
erm, all seem well.
chi class was great.
and and and!
the class never had such level or serenity before!
it was so peaceful and quiet, i was bout to sleep at the last period.
but, thats not a good thing )':
it seemed so alien, like theres just something missing.
the keypoint in going to sch wasn't really there.
so, i kinda dozed off :P
and they were nominating class committee members, and until the teacher asked if who would like to recommend someone for character development rep, which i didn't know what the hell was i supposed to do cuz i was kinda like flying in the air, riding the fan blades and such, also known as i was daydreaming XD
hahaha then someone juz said "KEN!" and i was asked to go out of the class like p3 standard students whom are getting voted to see if i can get the freaking place of that character development thingy.
i sat with my back leaning against the wall like im getting punished and...
i was sleeping :P
well, i thought there weren't any bloody people who would give a freaking vote to me.
i was wrong...
i was super tired but was listening and doing some kinda retarded laughing at wat the people outside with me was talking bout.
and the retarded laugh was like those people with erm.. how do i put it?
low IQ who just simply laugh at nothing, yes, that kinda laugh.
and was smiling cuz it felt stupid cuz its like who the hell would vote for me?!
"okay, you guys can come in now" like a p3 standard ending of vote kinda feeling.
and what the hell?!
my name and grace's one was the one that wasn't erased under the "class committee; C.D rep; Ken, grace" yea, something liddat.
WHAt...
THe...
HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
with lotsa L's.
):
i wanna show the teacher these facts : I ain't responsible, and i ain't fit to go for this shit down on the board just cuz some farny guys voted (well, i called that sabotage=.-)
and i HOPe
I REALLY REALLY HOPE she reads my blog, she'd erase all memories of ken being nominated as this character development rep thingie.
i can't even get a hold on my own character like 6months ago and being all immature and all kinda crappy self last june and i am now nominated the C.D rep.
how retarded is that?
i mean, how the hell could i help with character development?! (which i think its all about cuz i really was dozing off and didn 't know whats it about) XD
well, imagine the retarded bar like a thermometer and the bulb busted cuz it was TOTALLY RETARDED!
forget it, what's done's done (:
hahahahhaha and i've made a promise (i duno to who :D) that i wun emo (::::
maybe the teacher would see how retarded and smelly my farting is and make me resign!
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
XD
hahahahha.
crap.
hmmm...
had CO.
and didn't really do well.
obviously if i nvr practice =.-
but i kinda got a hang of my usual standard after awhile.
erm...
ohyea, some guys made prank calls to andria and then they put the phone at my ear and i dunno who they were calling, and i thought it was some sort of audio that was funny or something, then i heard "hello?"
a very familiar one, then i was still thinking it was some sort of recording or something then another "hello?" came and my face was like "OMGAWDS! IT'S ANDRIA?!"
lols XD
hahahhaa i got tricked two times.
and i felt damn retarded =.-
hahhahahaha.
hmmm... on my way back home this evening i took LRt from pheonix station then there was really aLOT ALOT of things going through my mind, so i was like "hmm, yea kinda" to myself while thinking and later i heard "Next station: bangkit"
i was like "hahaha how come nvr hear b4 this station one"
"EH?! THIS IS AFTER PENDING! AND PENDING'S A STATION AFTER PETIR!" and i alighted at bangkit and walked allllllll the way back home, and the alllllll with lotsa L's
a 3mins walk turned into a 10-15mins uphill walk, nice and retarded rights? (:
hahahhahaahahaha, i really feel like talking to somebody right nowwwws XD
hahahhahaa, too bad everyone's bzy!
a series of unfortunate events! ):
hahahaha i dun quite give a damn, but well...
hahaha after typing it all out i juz feel btr though.
i wanna talk! ):
even if theres a soft toy for me to complain with would actually do so much XD
haahahha im a lil' too long winded here, so i suggest the retarded me go finish editing barhs XD
byees! (: